Today shall I, Tova, test a concept that we in sweden call gästblogga (guestblogging), the principle is easy, I ran down to Hannes (Deleted_screen), drove over him 30 times with a bulldozer, fried him with a couple of hamburgers and then sent them to a farm in Ireland, took his computer and went to his blog. I’m a wonderful girlfriend, someone should really name the village of the Irish farm that I sent Hannes to after me. No but seriously, today I’m going to talk about a very important subject that concern everyone on this planet and all other places too, something like Scania. (Note from ScreenY: Scania is a part of sweden who everyone hates, commonly referred as “the land of the betrayers”, because of history between denmark and sweden… Sorry for the historical lesson, just had to!) (Note from Pixelwhore: Scania is the southern part of Sweden, where Hannes lives. The people who live there are just as great as anyone else, except that you can’t hear what they say… It sounds like they have their mouths filled with porridge or something…) The subject does not include how you make pancakes in your sleep, not how you repair a harddrive with just one hand, but It’s shortly about how Hannes aka ScreenY is in reality. I have a bit of personal experiences of this boy, even on private places. (Uh, oh… Insideinformation, Perez Hilton, anyone?) Hannes is defeniatly a special boy with a bit of predilection to large jackets and cactuses. As fast as she sees my computer he sits and screams “OMG I HAZ TU DUWNLOAD DIZ SUFTWARH TO YAAH!!!!!!!!!” and 5 minutes later my computer more or less looks like the remains of Hiroshima. It wouldn’t surprise me if he would start looking after the motherboard on me the next time we see eachother, but at the same time he’s the most wonderful guy, we can lay up all night and record videoclips where we speak about elk hunting and try to convict that he’s homosexual. He’s totally retarded, but I love him because of that. He’s a incredibly loving boyfriend, and he could’ve made all of you to homosexuals within an hour if he so wanted to. That was pretty much everything from me, for this time, but I might show up again sometime? I just have to point out discretely that I’m generally awesome and that Hannes probably is going to steal my mousepad next time we see eachother.
Happy easter!
Tova aka Pixelwhore aka Lol (Yes, my mother actually calls me that…) aka “everyone calls me GF in Hannes blog”.
(Everything was happily translated to English by Deleted_screen, so blame me if my english is bad!)
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Tova (pixelwhore) · January 18, 2010 at 11:08 pm
First comment – as always. Sorry BN.
BN (not first - will be next time though) · January 18, 2010 at 11:18 pm
You cheated!!!!
“and 5 minutes later my computer more or less looks like the remains of Hiroshima” epic lol’ed XD
SuxeliZ · January 18, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Hahaha 3vlig gästblogg!
Tova (pixelwhore) (also much better than BN) · January 18, 2010 at 11:22 pm
BN – you can’t beat me, okay? ;DD
Ricky (Allah) · January 19, 2010 at 10:35 pm
:O
(serious as it is)
maxi · January 19, 2010 at 11:22 pm
hahaha, and you complain about getting “lols” all the time?
what do you expect with these epic texts :p.
<3 skrien ( yes tova, HES MINE! )
kidding
Tova (pixelwhore) (also much better than BN) · January 19, 2010 at 11:35 pm
I have some serious komplex about ‘lol’. xD
I think to much about the meaning of the word, it feels like when someone says lol to you, is like “ok, it was fun, but not so fun. No, actually, it was very boring. Seriously, you suck. I wanna kill you and then use you as isolation in my sommerhouse.”
Haha, thas might explain why i don’t like to get lol’d ;p ok, i am probably the most random-girl ever… hm. i have to update my software to something more serious.
Ricky · January 20, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Fk you Maxi! Screeny is MINE!!
Tova (pixelwhore) · January 20, 2010 at 4:22 pm
“He’s a incredibly loving boyfriend, and he could’ve made all of you to homosexuals within an hour if he so wanted to. ”
Maxi & Ricky.. well.. i obvious hade right about that
maxi · January 20, 2010 at 5:54 pm
noes Ricky, we must form an alliance to make screeny ours, and make tova our slave!
Tova (pixelwhore) (also much better than BN) · January 20, 2010 at 6:15 pm
WTF
what have I done to deserve this? 
Author comment by Deletedscreen · January 20, 2010 at 6:50 pm
I love this xD
Tova, you’ll win anyway. Cause… they both need a fucking expensive flight ticket to get here.. and well, yeha, other reasons too. xD
Tova (pixelwhore) (also much better than BN) · January 20, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Well, if they actually comes here and try to make me to a slave, well.. they don’t know about my secret ninja-skillz yet ;D
Ricky · January 24, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Late reply ftw!
You secretly dont know but I live in Swedenz all along, in your closet screeny… I steal yer bandwith.. This explains your low connection speed
Ant Tova, its not “homosexual” its “screenysexual” xD
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maxi · January 24, 2010 at 4:32 pm
btw screeny, a plane ticket from the Netherlands to Sweden isnt all that expensive tbh <3
Tova (pixelwhore) (also much better than BN) · January 26, 2010 at 9:16 pm
Ricky, i don’t wanna be mean or something like that, but Screeny (ok, it feels so weird that i call my boyfriend for a screen and then a Y.) don’t even have a closet… So.. ehm.. yeah, i don’t even want to know exactly were you live that you think is a closet..
Ricky · January 27, 2010 at 4:28 pm
I can shrink myself to a small size
I live in his shoe that he never uses >=D
Author comment by Deletedscreen · January 27, 2010 at 6:05 pm
I always uses my shoes. Wait, whut?
Ricky · January 29, 2010 at 5:02 am
:OOO
That explains day and night!
Tova (pixelwhore) (also much better than BN) · January 29, 2010 at 1:04 pm
I invite you all to my place this evening!